I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
if you sing high school musical songs with me theres a 602% chance i love you
people are gross i want to be a dog
dogs lick their own ass
humans lick each others asses
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
Round 2: Better Names for Things [video]
DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE