Someday.

cantbetamed:

THEY SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS WHILE AMANDA WAS IN COURT

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

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if you sing high school musical songs with me theres a 602% chance i love you

(Source: egberts, via ryaninwonderland)

every fangirl and their friend who isn’t one

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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textpostsrus:

masticatingtocorn:

lameborghini:

people are gross i want to be a dog

dogs lick their own ass

humans lick each others asses

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theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thefrogman:

Round 2: Better Names for Things [video]

By Jeff Wysaski [website | tumblr | twitter]

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internetexplorers:

DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE

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lonelywhiteasian:

no really i’m funny i swear please stay

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